BTSFF - 2004
Record Book - 2001 - 2002 - 2003 - 2004 - 2005 - 2006


BTSFF Bowl IV Champion: dead last (Jason)

Commissioner: Heidi

HOGWILD just couldn't lose during the regular season, easily finishing as the 1st seed going into the playoffs.
But he was no match for Jason's scoring powerhouse "dead last", who finished the year
with seven high scores and first in total points.

Final standings

Rank Team Owner
1 dead last Jason
2 HOGWILD Damion
3 Sexy TD's Tonya
4 DeezNutznYoMouf Tee
5 The Virginia Ham Greg
6 Brooklyn Mafia Heidi
7 polyphonic stinkbomb Kranick
8 Swollenutzzz CarlosC
9 Daemons Steve
10 Your Ad Here CarlosH

 

Playoffs

Week 15
(Dec 14 - Dec 20)
Week 16
(Dec 21 - Dec 27)
Championship
Semifinal
(1) HOGWILD 117
(4) Sexy TD's 112
Superbowl
(1) HOGWILD 117
(2) dead last 120
League Champion
dead last
Semifinal
(2) dead last 112
(3) DeezNutznYoMouf 92
  3rd place game
(4) Sexy TD's 99
(3) DeezNutznYoMouf 93
3rd place
Sexy TD's

 
Week 15
(Dec 14 - Dec 20)
Week 16
(Dec 21 - Dec 27)
Consolation
Semifinal
(5) Swollenutzzz 64
(8) Brooklyn Mafia 88
5th place game
(8) Brooklyn Mafia 87
(7) The Virginia Ham 103
5th place
The Virginia Ham
Semifinal
(6) polyphonic stinkbomb 30
(7) The Virginia Ham 100
  7th place game
(5) Swollenutzzz 54
(6) polyphonic stinkbomb 91
7th place
polyphonic stinkbomb

 


Season standings and stats

2004 Regular Season Standings and Stats
  W-L-T Pct Streak High Scores PF PF Avg PA PA Avg Pts +/- FA Moves Trades Players retained from draft
HOGWILD 12-2-0 .857 W-2 1 1426 101.86 1150 82.14 19.71 na 1 13 of 16
dead last 9-5-0 .643 L-1 7 1499 107.07 1246 89.00 18.07 na 1 8 of 16
DeezNutznYoMouf 9-5-0 .643 W-4 0 1333 95.21 1179 84.21 11.00 na 4 6 of 16
Sexy TD's 8-6-0 .571 L-1 3 1295 92.50 1353 96.64 (4.14) na 0 9 of 16
Swollenutzzz 7-7-0 .500 L-4 1 1305 93.21 1141 81.50 11.71 na 0 12 of 16
polyphonic stinkbomb 7-7-0 .500 L-3 1 1288 92.00 1238 88.43 3.57 na 2 6 of 16
The Virginia Ham 6-8-0 .429 W-1 1 1195 85.36 1213 86.64 (1.29) na 2 9 of 16
Brooklyn Mafia 6-8-0 .429 W-2 0 1059 75.64 1230 87.86 (12.21) na 1 7 of 16
Daemons 4-10-0 .286 W-1 0 1031 73.64 1261 90.07 (16.43) na 0 16 of 16
Your Ad Here 2-12-0 .143 L-2 0 1082 77.29 1502 107.29 (30.00) na 1 13 of 16

 

Season weekly scores

BTSFF 2004 Weekly Scores
wk1 dead last 123 Sexy TD's 94 wk6 Sexy TD's 107 Your Ad Here 79 wk11 dead last 128 BrooklynMafia 43
  HOGWILD 112 BrooklynMafia 103   VirginiaHam 101 Daemons 94   polyphonic 121 Your Ad Here 68
  VirginiaHam 108 Your Ad Here 60   HOGWILD 94 Swollenutzzz 58   Sexy TD's 87 VirginiaHam 83
  Swollenutzzz 101 Daemons 94   dead last 90 polyphonic 62   HOGWILD 87 Daemons 52
  polyphonic 84 DNYM 80   DNYM 79 BrooklynMafia 75   DNYM 76 Swollenutzzz 75
wk2 dead last 113 BrooklynMafia 56 wk7 polyphonic 113 VirginiaHam 81 wk12 dead last 142 HOGWILD 105
  polyphonic 111 Your Ad Here 89   BrooklynMafia 112 Your Ad Here 85   Sexy TD's 109 polyphonic 105
  DNYM 101 Swollenutzzz 87   DNYM 106 HOGWILD 98   VirginiaHam 107 BrooklynMafia 54
  HOGWILD 98 Daemons 70   Swollenutzzz 102 dead last 81   DNYM 96 Daemons 46
  Sexy TD's 90 VirginiaHam 77   Sexy TD's 90 Daemons 48   Your Ad Here 94 Swollenutzzz 93
wk3 Sexy TD's 126 polyphonic 99 wk8 HOGWILD 122 Your Ad Here 66 wk13 dead last 134 Daemons 119
  Swollenutzzz 122 Your Ad Here 72   dead last 116 DNYM 111   DNYM 131 Your Ad Here 67
  HOGWILD 89 dead last 88   Swollenutzzz 109 VirginiaHam 58   HOGWILD 116 VirginiaHam 91
  DNYM 85 Daemons 69   polyphonic 106 Daemons 51   Sexy TD's 115 Swollenutzzz 112
  BrooklynMafia 64 VirginiaHam 58   BrooklynMafia 91 Sexy TD's 59   BrooklynMafia 83 polyphonic 69
wk4 Swollenutzzz 111 Sexy TD's 53 wk9 dead last 118 Your Ad Here 67 wk14 VirginiaHam 120 dead last 98
  DNYM 101 Your Ad Here 87   HOGWILD 106 Sexy TD's 69   HOGWILD 108 polyphonic 86
  BrooklynMafia 98 polyphonic 59   VirginiaHam 91 DNYM 87   DNYM 106 Sexy TD's 65
  Daemons 82 dead last 63   polyphonic 90 Swollenutzzz 71   Daemons 99 Your Ad Here 68
  HOGWILD 74 VirginiaHam 67   Daemons 64 BrooklynMafia 53   BrooklynMafia 88 Swollenutzzz 82
wk5 Sexy TD's 118 DNYM 76 wk10 dead last 137 Sexy TD's 113          
  Daemons 87 Your Ad Here 81   HOGWILD 131 BrooklynMafia 70          
  HOGWILD 86 polyphonic 82   polyphonic 101 DNYM 98          
  Swollenutzzz 84 BrooklynMafia 69   Your Ad Here 99 VirginiaHam 70          
  VirginiaHam 83 dead last 68   Swollenutzzz 98 Daemons 56          

 

High scores

BTSFF 2004 High Scores
wk1 123 dead last
wk2 113 dead last
wk3 126 Sexy TD's
wk4 111 Swollenutzzz
wk5 118 Sexy TD's
wk6 107 Sexy TD's
wk7 113 polyphonic stinkbomb
wk8 122 HOGWILD
wk9 118 dead last
wk10 137 dead last
wk11 128 dead last
wk12 142 dead last
wk13 134 dead last
wk14 120 The Virginia Ham

 

Winnings

BTSFF 2004 Winnings
Jason dead last $220.00
Damion HOGWILD $85.00
Tonya Sexy TD's $65.00
CarlosC Swollenutzzz $10.00
Kranick polyphonic stinkbomb $10.00
Greg The Virginia Ham $10.00
Heidi Brooklyn Mafia $0.00
CarlosH Your Ad Here $0.00
Steve Daemons $0.00
Tee DeezNutznYoMouf $0.00

 

Luck awards
Tough Luck = Top 4 score and loss
Lucky Bastard = Bottom 4 score and win
Scoring rank in ( )

BTSFF 2004 Luck Awards
  Tough Luck Lucky Bastard
wk1 Brooklyn Mafia (4) polyphonic stinkbomb (8)
wk2 --- ---
wk3 polyphonic stinkbomb (3) Brooklyn Mafia (9)
wk4 Your Ad Here (4) ---
wk5 --- ---
wk6 Daemons (3) ---
wk7 --- ---
wk8 DeezNutznYoMouf (3) ---
wk9 --- Daemons (9)
wk10 Sexy TD's (3) ---
wk11 --- ---
wk12 HOGWILD (4), polyphonic (4) Your Ad Here (7)
wk13 Daemons (3) Brooklyn Mafia (8)
wk14 --- ---

 

Season misc records

BTSFF 2004 Season Misc Records
Highest reg season score 142 dead last (wk12)
Highest playoff score 120 dead last (wk16)
Lowest reg season score 43 Brooklyn Mafia (wk11)
Lowest playoff score 92 DeezNutznYoMouf (wk15)
Longest winning streak 6 HOGWILD and dead last
Longest losing streak 9 Your Ad Here
Largest margin of victory reg 85 dead last over BrooklynMafia (wk11)
Largest margin of victory playoffs 10 dead last over DNYM (wk15)

 


Final rosters

BTSFF 2004 Final Rosters
Pos Jason Damion Tonya Tee Greg Heidi Kranick CarlosC Steve CarlosH
QB Aaron Brooks Trent Green D.Culpepper Peyton Manning Tom Brady Brett Favre Drew Brees D.McNabb M.Hasselbeck Marc Bulger
QB Michael Vick Jake Plummer --- --- Roethlisberger Eli Manning David Carr Carson Palmer Kurt Warner C.Pennington
RB Domanick Davis Shaun Alexander Corey Dillon T.J. Duckett Warrick Dunn N.Davenport Kevan Barlow Tiki Barber Jerome Bettis Michael Bennett
RB Michael Pittman Rudi Johnson Kevin Faulk Nick Goings Kevin Jones Marshall Faulk Derrick Blaylock Jamal Lewis Chris Brown DeShaun Foster
RB Jonathan Wells Lamont Jordan Thomas Jones Arlen Harris Willis McGahee Tony Fisher R.Droughns Duce Staley Garrison Hearst Eddie George
RB B.Westbrook Curtis Martin Travis Minor Steven Jackson Mewelde Moore Ahman Green William Green Chester Taylor Onterrio Smith D.McAllister
RB --- --- Antowain Smith Edgerrin James Clinton Portis Emmitt Smith Priest Holmes --- L.Tomlinson ---
RB --- --- --- Julius Jones Fred Taylor --- Larry Johnson --- --- ---
RB --- --- --- Dominic Rhodes --- --- Lee Suggs --- --- ---
RB --- --- --- Anthony Thomas --- --- --- --- --- ---
WR Joe Horn Chad Johnson Chris Chambers Lav. Coles Michael Clayton Nate Burleson Issac Bruce Marty Booker Torry Holt Anquan Boldin
WR Santana Moss Quincy Morgan Marcus Robinson Eric Moulds L.Fitzgerald Keary Colbert Donald Driver Marvin Harrison Keyshawn Deion Branch
WR M.Muhammad Koren Robinson Brandon Stokley Jimmy Smith Randy Moss David Givens Ashley Lelie J.McCareins D.Northcutt Andre Johnson
WR Jerry Porter Hines Ward Javon Walker --- Roy Williams Darrell Jackson Reggie Wayne David Patten Amani Toomer Terrel Owens
WR Rod Smith Peter Warrick --- --- --- Derrick Mason --- Peerless Price --- Tai Streets
TE Tony Gonzalez Todd Heap Dallas Clark R.McMichael Alge Crumpler Mark Campbell J.Wiggins Daniel Graham Ken Dilger Christian Fauria
TE Eric Johnson Jason Witten Antonio Gates --- --- Marcus Pollard --- --- J.Shockey Bubba Franks
K Adam Vinatieri Ryan Longwell Phil Dawson Matt Stover Jeff Reed Jason Elam Josh Brown David Akers Jeff Wilkins Nate Kaeding
K --- --- Shayne Graham M.Vanderjagt --- --- --- Kris Brown --- ---
DEF Colts Panthers Lions Eagles Bills Falcons Ravens Dolphins Rams Texans
DEF Seahawks Vikings Bucs --- Redskins --- --- Steelers --- Patriots

 

Draft results

BTSFF 2004 Draft Results
  Carlos C Steve Jason Greg Tonya Carlos H Tee Damion Heidi Kranick
R1 D.McNabb L.Tomlinson Peyton Manning Clinton Portis D.Culpepper D.McAllister Marshall Faulk Shaun Alexander Ahman Green Priest Holmes
R2 Jamal Lewis M.Hasselbeck Domanick Davis Randy Moss Corey Dillon Terrell Owens Edgerrin James Rudi Johnson Jeff Garcia Kevan Barlow
R3 Marvin Harrison Torry Holt B.Westbrook Fred Taylor Travis Henry Michael Bennett Stephen Davis Hines Ward Derrick Mason Steve McNair
R4 Tiki Barber Chris Brown Santana Moss Chad Johnson Thomas Jones Marc Bulger Eric Moulds Curtis Martin Eddie George Lee Suggs
R5 Duce Staley J.Shockey Joe Horn Kevin Jones Steve Smith Andre Johnson Lav.Coles Todd Heap Darrell Jackson Ravens DEF
R6 Peerless Price Amani Toomer Rod Smith Tom Brady Javon Walker Patriots DEF Jimmy Smith Koren Robinson Jerry Rice Plaxico Burress
R7 Kellen Winslow Rams DEF Quentin Griffin Alge Crumpler Antonio Gates Bubba Franks Cowboys DEF Trent Green Titans DEF M.Vanderjagt
R8 J.McCareins Jeff Wilkins Jerry Porter L.Fitzgerald C.Chambers C.Pennington Steven Jackson Panthers DEF Jason Elam Reggie Wayne
R9 Dolphins DEF Jerome Bettis Charlie Garner Eagles DEF Bucs DEF DeShaun Foster Drew Bledsoe Warrick Dunn Freddie Jones Issac Bruce
R10 Ron Dayne Keyshawn Seahawks DEF Roy Williams B.Chamberlain Deion Branch Travis Taylor Peter Warrick Eli Manning Charles Rogers
R11 David Akers Kurt Warner Brett Favre Aaron Brooks D.Stallworth Matt Stover John Kasay Ryan Longwell Emmitt Smith Julius Jones
R12 Marty Booker D.Northcutt J.Galloway Greg Jones Brad Johnson Eddie Kennison R.McMichael Jake Plummer Itula Mili Byron Leftwich
R13 J.Kleinsasser Garrison Hearst A.Vinatieri Billy Miller T.Wheatley Michael Pittman William Green Moe Williams Ike Hilliard Tyrone Calico
R14 Carson Palmer Bill Gramatica Erron Kinney Willis McGahee Lions DEF Texans DEF Jake Delhomme Vikings DEF T.J. Duckett L.J. Smith
R15 Steelers DEF Ken Dilger Mike Alstott Rod Gardner Aaron Elling Christian Fauria Michael Vick Quincy Morgan J.Harrington Tatum Bell
R16 Jay Feely Onterrio Smith Boo Williams John Hall Antowain Smith Tai Streets Tony Gonzalez Marcus Pollard N.Davenport Lee Evans

Keeper

 

Transactions & Trades
Transactions executed through Yahoo (Adds, Drops, Commish changes)

Trade #1 - Pre-draft:
Greg - Priest Holmes, Carl Yastrzemski rookie card FOR
Kranick - Clinton Portis, Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee video, beer

Trade #2 - Week 1:
Jason - Peyton Manning, Boo Williams FOR
Tee - Michael Vick, Tony Gonzalez

Trade #3 - Week 2:
Tee - William Green FOR
Kranick - Tatum Bell

Trade #4 - Week 7:
Greg - Chad Johnson FOR
Damion - Warrick Dunn

Trade #5 - Week 11:
Tee - Anquan Boldin FOR
CarlosH - Dominic Rhodes

Trade #6 - Week 14:
Tee - Marshall Faulk, Najeh Davenport FOR
Heidi - Julius Jones, Jeff Garcia

 


League rules and settings

Team names and owners

dead last - Jason
HOGWILD - Damion
Sexy TD's - Tonya
DeezNutznYoMouf - Tee
The Virginia Ham - Greg
Brooklyn Mafia - Heidi
polyphonic stinkbomb - Kranick
Swollenutzzz - Carlos C
Daemons - Steve
Your Ad Here - Carlos H

Draft details and order

Draft at Steve's house.
16 rounds, straight up.
Order determined by 2003 final rankings.
Last place drafts first, first place drafts last:

1 - Carlos C
2 - Steve
3 - Jason
4 - Greg
5 - Tonya (took the place of Jerry)
6 - Carlos H
7 - Tee
8 - Damion
9 - Heidi
10 - Kranick

Season details and starting time

14 regular season weeks
Playoffs in Week 15
Superbowl in Week 16

Money

$40 buyin, $400 pot
$150 - 1st
$75 - 2nd
$35 - 3rd
$10 for each weekly high score ($140, 14 weeks)

Keepers

Each owner keeps 1 player from their 2003 final roster
Next year, 2005, we will keep up to 3 players.

Free agents/Waivers

2 rounds allowed per owner per week.
Last place team gets first choice in each round.
No moves allowed after week 14.

Trades

There was no trade deadline this year.
No maximum on trades allowed
Trades reviewed by Commissioner

Weekly starting roster

1 QB
2 RB
2 WR
1 TE
1 FLEX (WR, RB, or TE)
1 K
1 DEF

Scoring system

Stat Categories:
Passing Yards (20 yards per point)
Passing Touchdowns (3)
Interceptions (0)
Rushing Yards (10 yards per point)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Reception Yards (10 yards per point)
Reception Touchdowns (3)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (0)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (5)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Sack (1)
Interception (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (2)
Kickoff and Punt Return Touchdowns (6)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (7)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (4)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (1)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (0)
Points Allowed 35+ points (0)
Fractional Points: No
Negative Points: No

Playoffs

Follow Yahoo's 4-team playoff bracket system.

Tie breakers

Follow Yahoo's tie breaking system.

 


Quotes of the year

Tee - Week 11
"Manning had more Touchdowns this week than incomplete passes."

Greg - Week 11
"REDSKINS are too busy tucking daisy stems into each other's hair,
spritzing the locker room with lavender pot pouri, and comparing the egg salad
sammiches their boyfriends all made for them. CHRIST THEY ARE ASS."

Jason - Week 6
"1st HOGWILD 5-0 459 points
5th dead last 2-3 455 points
Damion you are one lucky bastard."

Greg - Week 6
"Do you think that Ray Lewis is a tender, caring lover? I'm sure he's got some smooth moves and duds to get the chick to his house, but after that, I can see him just turning into a fucking gorilla, stompin around, hootin and hollerin goin, "yeah baby yeah baby this is what I work fo this is what i'm wo'kin fo" and then just destroying the poor girl."

Kranick - Week 5
"...now i know how tracy gold's husband feels"

Damion - Week 4
"I haven't been that mad since my uncle cut my hair in the 3rd grade. ...We lost that game on strictly COACHING!!!
You know what, I'm done talking because right now I'm getting MAD again."

Tee - Week 3
"Anyone interested in Lamar Gordon?"

Week 3
"Sep 24 10:35am R. Gardner (Was - WR) Drop (c3) The Virginia Ham Free Agents
Following week:
R. Gardner  10REC 167YDS 2TD"

Greg - Week 3
"...we got another fucking hurricane. Tonya, you work in a church,
find out why God is firehosing us down with his massive circulating pee."

Kranick - Week 3
"...and to anyone who may be going to the 'fins game this weekend, i give you
this warning- the roethlisberger era starts sunday night. first victim: miami"

Heidi - Week 2 (though I think she said this about 10x last year)
"Jason, I have your money when you have a chance."

Tee - Week 2
"Chad Pennington = The TRUTH"

Heidi - Week 2
"Maybe next year we will have the team with the lowest score of the week pay the team with the highest score
of the week the $10 :)"    Carlos H - "Screw you all"

Steve - Week 2
"...I am considering dropping 'Daemons' in favor of the "Andover Ibends" :)"

Greg - Week 1
"Yeah diablo, you are so hot right now, just like Hansel from zoolander."

Greg
"Desist Now You Moron"