BTSFF Bowl III Champion: cleveland steamers (Kranick)

Commissioner: Tee

Kranick's "cleveland steamers" steamrolled through the regular season, finishing 1st overall.
He then proceeded to leave a steamer on Brooklyn Mafia in the Championship as you can see in the box score below.

Final standings

Playoffs

 

Week 15 (Dec 10 - Dec 16)	Week 16 (Dec 17 - Dec 23)	Consolation
Semifinal (5) Big TDs (8) Philomath Anathema	5th place game (5) Big TDs (7) Seal Hunters	5th place Seal Hunters
Semifinal (6) Evisceraters (7) Seal Hunters
	7th place game (8) Philomath Anathema (6) Evisceraters	7th place Philomath Anathema

 

BTSFF Bowl III Box Score

cleveland steamers  (11-4-0) Pos Player Opp Pts QB Kitna, Jon (QB-Cin)  @StL 13.00 WR Holt, Torry (WR-StL)  Cin 15.00 WR Robinson, Koren (WR-Sea) Ari 1.00 WR Johnson, Andre (WR-Hou) Ten 10.00 RB Lewis, Jamal (RB-Bal) @Cle 34.00 RB Barlow, Kevan (RB-SF)  @Phi 27.00 RB Cartwright, Rock (RB-Was)  @Chi 5.00 TE Mili, Itula (TE-Sea) Ari 7.00 K Vanderjagt, Mike (K-Ind)  Den 6.00 DEF Miami (DEF-Mia) @Buf 27.00 Total: 145.00

BrooklynMafia  (9-6-0) Pos Player Opp Pts QB Garcia, Jeff (QB-SF) @Phi 21.00 WR Moss, Randy (WR-Min)  KC 17.00 WR Mason, Derrick (WR-Ten)  @Hou 4.00 WR Warrick, PeterP (WR-Cin)  @StL 0.00 RB Green, Ahman (RB-GB)  @Oak 0.00 RB Dillon, Corey (RB-Cin)  @StL 3.00 RB Johnson, Rudi (RB-Cin) @StL 4.00 TE Lewis, Chad (TE-Phi) SF 1.00 K Graham, Shayne (K-Cin) @StL 5.00 DEF Tennessee (DEF-Ten) @Hou 14.00 Total: 69.00

 

Season standings and stats

Winnings

Season weekly scores
High scores
Luck awards
Season misc records
Final rosters
Draft results
Transactions & Trades
Not Available

League rules and settings

Team names and owners

cleveland steamers - Kranick
BrooklynMafia - Heidi
fun-n-gun - Damion
DeezNutznYoMouf - Tee
Seal Hunters - CarlosH
Big TDs - Jerry
Philomath Anathema - Greg
Evisceraters - Jason
Daemons - Steve
SwollenutZZZ - CarlosC

Draft details and order

Draft held at Steve's house.
16 rounds. First 4 rounds serpentine, last 12 straight up.
Draft order determined by drawing numbers.

Season details and starting time

14 regular season weeks
Playoffs in Week 15
Superbowl in Week 16

Money

$30 buyin, $300 pot
$200 - 1st
$70 - 2nd
$30 - 3rd

Keepers

None used in this draft.
Keepers start next year, 2004.

Free agents/Waivers

2 rounds allowed per owner per week.
Last place team gets first choice in each round.
No moves allowed after week 14.

Trades

Trade deadline Nov 28th
No max on trades
Commissioner reviews trades

Weekly starting roster

1 QB
3 RB
3 WR
1 TE
1 K
1 DEF

Scoring system

Stat Categories:
Passing Yards (20 yards per point)
Passing Touchdowns (3)
Rushing Yards (10 yards per point)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Reception Yards (10 yards per point)
Reception Touchdowns (3)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2 Point Conversions (2)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (5)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Points Allowed (1)
Sack (1)
Interception (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Return Touchdowns (6)
Fractional Points: No
Negative Points: No

Playoffs

Follow Yahoo's 4-team playoff bracket system.

Tie breakers

Follow Yahoo's tie breaking system.

Other policies
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Quotes of the year

Greg commenting on his pre-season team name change:
"It was pointed out to me that the name OshKosh Cockknockers may seem a bit pedophilac."

Steve week 2:
"Heidi informs me that she will be passing out K-Y to all of her future opponents.
After having taken it dry on Sunday, I suggest using it."

Greg week 3:
"T, your nuts taste like rancid squirrels. wash those nasty black raisins bitch."

Kranick (Cleveland Steamers) week 3:
"Thats right, as it always should have been.
i can finally relax my sphincter after releasing a nice steamer all over jerry's big tds...."

Kranick to Eviscerators, week 6:
"i bet you subliminally knew that eviscerator is an anagram for "i savor erect"?
you're one sick bastard."

Greg to Tee week 7:
"NOW can Heidi put her nuts in your mouf?"